On truly eye-opening revelations…

Watching the midnight news on the first day of 2008, us ordinary boring people at home got a rude shock, as the MCA President, Ong Ka Ting vehemently made the appropriate noises about a certain sex video that has surfaced in Muar, Batu Pahat and Tangkak.

Now, why the sudden brouhaha about a homemade sex video, I’m wondering… After all, many people make their own ‘home videos’, so it isn’t exactly breaking news. The newscaster then went on to tell an awed audience that one of the ‘actors’ was a prominent Malaysian politician. Huh?

Curiosity piqued, I couldn’t resist going online to find out who the aspiring pornographic actor was. It turned out that the mainstream media will only give us a vague picture – that the DVD was distributed free, and now the DVD Ah Bengs are trying to get their hands on it to make copies, and that the police are now looking into it… If you must, read about it at Malaysiakini and Utusan Online.

And no, I don’t have the links to the video on Youtube or Youporn… Look for it elsewhere, you perverts… And NO, I don’t have a copy…

Further digging reveals that the mysterious actor is none other than our Health Minister, Chua Soi Lek himself, perhaps making a hands-on approach to testing certain pharmaceuticals. Surprise surprise, the lady involved ain’t his wife…

We will never know, who it was that made the recordings, and who it was who distributed it. Even more pressing are the real motives behind them. Why make them public if the powers that be wanted to contain the ‘contamination’? Now instead of several small towns, the whole of Malaysia is buzzing…

Mr. Health Minister, perhaps its karma biting you back where the sun don’t shine… After all, you did make some mean comments about baby Yok Shan… Maybe its providence, maybe its a malicious competitor… It could even be God himself… After all, He does move in mysterious ways 😛

Smiling, as the year begins with a big bang – Jasmine.

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